Ophelia Learns to Swim - Jürgen Vsych’s feature début


Antifeminist villains don't stand a chance after superficial bimbo Ophelia (Julia Lee, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel) gets an attitude adjustment from a progressively minded witch and her Council of Superheroines. Soon, the newly reformed Ophelia is on a comical quest to wipe out Virginia Svelte, Cosmetic Chick and others intent on setting back the women's movement. Jürgen Vsych's charming blend of social satire and magical comedy co-stars Lauren Birkell, Hilary Shepard and George Gray.

 

Virginia Svelte (Hilary Shepard)

The Broom Witch and Virginia Svelte fight over the size of their trailers.

“Frailty, thy name is Woman...”?  Hamlet (Kristofer McNeeley) tries to convince Ophelia that working as Estrogen Woman will suck

Ophelia, transformed into "Estrogen Woman," reads to the recuperating Instinct Doll after Doll’s perilous plunge into the villains’ toilet.

The...Hoover Witch? (Lauren Birkell)

“Was this the face that launched a thousand ships?” Hamilton (Meishach Moore) attempts to get Ophelia (Julia Lee) ready for his company's big pool party.

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